I’m jist gon’ be lazy t’day an’ use only one Duh source: The Washin’ton Post. Always plenty a’duhs thair. ‘Ey’re all ’bout the same anyhow. It’s jist differ’nt opinin’ ’bout the same stuff. Nobody jist reports the news any more — not eebm the wire services. Everbody wonts t’make news, not report it.
Falling Jobless Rate Is Good News for Obama Duhh! And now this from DuhNooz Noozroom: FLASH! The ceilin’ is above your head. FLASH! The floor has been found under your feet. For more excitin’, breakin’ news check out vapornet now, and see all the news that vaporizes before your very eyes!
President Obama’s defense strategy rests on shaky assumptions. Duh! Eebm his bedfeller, the W.P. can see a problem with cashin’ out the military in times like these. Course DaddyO still thanks he c’n cool Iran an’ their A-bomb jist usin’ one a’his magic speeches an’ a Teleprompter. An’ puttin’ a few troops in Australia will scare the bejeebers out a’li’l ole China! Kin I git a big double Duhh?
Routine Prostate Screening Does Not Save Lives: Study. Course they’re talkin’ PSA, at ole blood test. Duh! Everbody knows it takes a doc with a good strong fanger up y’butt t’gitat handled!
Liberals have a rendezvous with regret. Their largest achievement is today’s redistributionist government. But such government is inherently regressive: It tends to distribute power and money to the strong, including itself. (George Will, WP) DUH! Course it does, George. Like the communists everywhere claimin’ they’re gonna make everbody equal, then takin’ all the goodies fer they selves.
Like at ole boy Thomas Paine said back thair in 1792, when fathers wuz first bein’ promoted t’forefathers. “Government, even in its best state, is but a necessary evil” –The Rights of Man (1792)
