Congress’s Chaplains Try to Instill Civility in a Quarrelsome Flock …Duh! Good luck, Revs. At’ll take more knee time than you got left.
The administration has warned Iran’s supreme leader, Ayatollah Ali Khamenei, that closing the Strait of Hormuz is a “red line” that would provoke a response, officials said. …Duh! An’ how many times does ‘at make ‘at DaddyO has made his fearful threat? Ooooh,,, by now “em boys in Iran oughtta be skeered t’death.
A court ruling confirmed that the Redneck Shop, run by a white supremacist, is in a building that belongs to a black Baptist pastor. …Duh! Pastor, politician, whutever. All of’em are in it fer money and power over anybody ‘at’ll fall fer the con.
Stephen Colbert, the host of “The Colbert Report,” announced that he would form an “exploratory committee for president of the United States of South Carolina. …not much Duh thair! Makes ’bout as much sense as the rest a’ them characters.
Conservative Christian leaders have scaled back their goals for a meeting to be held in Texas on Friday and Saturday, acknowledging that they are unlikely to agree on a single alternative candidate to Mitt Romney until after the South Carolina primary on Jan. 21, if then. …Duh! Whut a quandry. If we git rid’a the Mormon, are we left with the chubby dude with three divorces?
Like at ole boy Siggy said jist before he invented his famous slip, “…we men… find reality generally quite unsatisfactory” – Sigmund Freud, Psychoanalysis (1910)
