The Catholic Bishops of the United States called “literally unconscionable” a decision by the Obama Administration to continue to demand that sterilization, abortifacients and contraception be included in virtually all health plans. (U.S. Catholic Bishops website) …Hoowee! At boy Obama don’t care whut nobody thanks does he? Of course exceptions are made fer them dudes who can pony up 35 grand a plate fer one’a his dinners. So he’s gon’ force Catholic hospitals, charities t’violate their religious beliefs an buy abortion and contraception insurance? Duh. DaddyO’s lookin’ like we got ourselfs a real dictator here.
Kim Schmitz legally changed his surname to Dotcom at some point over the last decade, an homage to the technology that made him a millionaire and that has now landed him in a New Zealand jail. (WSJ)… Duh! At fat-boy sleaze ball got caught stealin’ millions a’dollars worth a’movies an’ music with his Megauploads site. An’ he brags about gittin’ away with crime. Course he did git convicted of insider tradin’ a while back. Zips right by cops in his black Mercedes. Calls hisself Dr. Evil. Now ain’tat boy nice?
Newt Gingrich and Mitt Romney have been getting in each others’ way for months now, so it’s only natural they would schedule appearances at the same place at the same time on primary day in South Carolina. USA Today) …Now the best part. The eats joint is called the Tommy’s Ham House. …Duh! How appropriate!
GQ Magazine says a party planner is one’a the top 10 most powerful fokes in Washin’ton, an’ more powerful than the president… Duh! Some rags’ll try anythang, tell any lie t’git noticed.
It’s like at ole philosopher David Hume said back air ‘fore we made our best oil discovry, which wuz it’s a great excuse fer startin’ a war, “It is never possible to deduce judgements of value from matters of fact” —Enquiry Concerning Human Understanding (1751)
