Category Archives: Humor

Congressional Chaplains in Pickle | Obama in Yet Another Dire Warning Mood | Baptist Redneck Shop Exposed | Colbert Runs Again

Congress’s Chaplains Try to Instill Civility in a Quarrelsome Flock …Duh! Good luck, Revs. At’ll take more knee time than you got left. The administration has warned Iran’s supreme leader, Ayatollah Ali Khamenei, that closing the Strait of Hormuz is … Continue reading

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Jobless Rate Fallin’? | Obama Defense Strategy? | Prostate Screenin’ Bad? | Redistribute What Wealth Is Left?

I’m jist gon’ be lazy t’day an’ use only one Duh source: The Washin’ton Post. Always plenty a’duhs thair. ‘Ey’re all ’bout the same anyhow. It’s jist differ’nt opinin’ ’bout the same stuff. Nobody jist reports the news any more … Continue reading

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The Iowa Conspiracy | Drunk Shoppers in Danger | Trump’s, Christie’s & Obama’s Act, Romney’s Deadly Lack of One

The Republican field in Iowa has split into two clear tiers, following the spectacular rise and fall of so many contenders this season. (WSJ) DUH! Who’d be su’prised by that? Don’ we all know that Iowa fokes have a conspiracy … Continue reading

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Who’s Killin’ the Economy? With Stats Good & Media Bad Mouthin’, It Must Be Them!

Signs Point to Economy’s Rise, but Experts See a False Dawn (NYT) …DUHH! Does anybody but me thank maybe the upstairs media is determined that the economy is gonna be beat down no matter how much it tries to git … Continue reading

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New Students at Penn State There For The Sexual Excitement?

Undergraduate applications at Penn State University are up 4 percent over this time last year, school officials said, despite a sexual abuse scandal that has shaken the school to its foundation and led to speculation that many students would decide … Continue reading

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Crazy Crows Infestin’ Terre Haute? | Rick Perry Dead? | Mountain Dew Saved Holy Ghost’s Tour?

Crazy Crows Infestin’ Terre Haute? (NYT) …Crow Patrol shoots fireworks at’em. – Mus’ be nice t’be known as the Crow City. Other places spend millions to pull in tourists. But Terre Haute? Crows at poop all over everything! Duh! Rick … Continue reading

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Berkeley Racist Bake Sale | iPhone Trash | Offshoot Demonstrators |

Racist Bake Sale Sparks Outrage At UC Berkeley –A Facebook post announcing plans by a UC Berkeley Republican group to sell baked goods priced according to race, gender and ethnicity – “White/Caucasian” pastries: $2, “Black/African American” pastries: 75 cents, “Native … Continue reading

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Muslim Bigamists, iPhone Addiction, ID For Voters? The Tax Reform Con–Agin? The Border Game.

A growing number of young British Muslims are taking second or third wives in an unexpected revival of polygamy, according to religious leaders. (London Times) Duhh… mus’ be a buncha dull-brain dudes t’wont multi jealous women runnin’ roun’ the house! … Continue reading

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Obama Donors Wakin’ Up? Cain Won Whut? Putin Comeback or Never Left?

“Small Donors Are Slow to Return to the Obama Fold—in recent months, the frustration and disillusionment that have dragged down Mr. Obama’s approval ratings have crept into the ranks of his vaunted small-donor army.”—(NY Times) Well, Duhh! Whut took’em so … Continue reading

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DuhNooz Jist Gits Dumber & Dumber: The Debt Ceiling Fight

This excuse fer a fight called raisin’ the debt limit is ’bout to come to a end — Thank yer fairy godmother fer little favors. DaddyO an’ Vegas Harry are puttin’ in whut thay wont an’ it’ll all be over … Continue reading

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