Category Archives: Issues

Ethics and Maxine Waters? Where’s the Match? And What’s With all These Chickens in Congress?

New Ethics panel members named to probe Rep. Maxine Waters after recusals. Duh! Like anybody’s gon’ probe Mad Max? Y’might gitchy probe broke off. Or could it be them recusers done been in bed with’er? The White House is preparing … Continue reading

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Indiana Protest To Interrupt Super Bowl? Obama the Sexist & Gov. Jan Brewer

The message from Saturday’s rally against Indiana’s “right to work” bill was clear: Its opponents still want to be heard. “We’re going to occupy the Statehouse next week,” said rally co-organizer Bill Mullen, a professor at Purdue University. “And we’re … Continue reading

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Catholic Bishops Blast Obama | Internet Thief Kim Dotcom Jailed | The Gingrich-Romney Comedy

The Catholic Bishops of the United States called “literally unconscionable” a decision by the Obama Administration to continue to demand that sterilization, abortifacients and contraception be included in virtually all health plans. (U.S. Catholic Bishops website) …Hoowee! At boy Obama … Continue reading

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Jobless Rate Fallin’? | Obama Defense Strategy? | Prostate Screenin’ Bad? | Redistribute What Wealth Is Left?

I’m jist gon’ be lazy t’day an’ use only one Duh source: The Washin’ton Post. Always plenty a’duhs thair. ‘Ey’re all ’bout the same anyhow. It’s jist differ’nt opinin’ ’bout the same stuff. Nobody jist reports the news any more … Continue reading

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Who’s Killin’ the Economy? With Stats Good & Media Bad Mouthin’, It Must Be Them!

Signs Point to Economy’s Rise, but Experts See a False Dawn (NYT) …DUHH! Does anybody but me thank maybe the upstairs media is determined that the economy is gonna be beat down no matter how much it tries to git … Continue reading

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New Students at Penn State There For The Sexual Excitement?

Undergraduate applications at Penn State University are up 4 percent over this time last year, school officials said, despite a sexual abuse scandal that has shaken the school to its foundation and led to speculation that many students would decide … Continue reading

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Berkeley Racist Bake Sale | iPhone Trash | Offshoot Demonstrators |

Racist Bake Sale Sparks Outrage At UC Berkeley –A Facebook post announcing plans by a UC Berkeley Republican group to sell baked goods priced according to race, gender and ethnicity – “White/Caucasian” pastries: $2, “Black/African American” pastries: 75 cents, “Native … Continue reading

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Muslim Bigamists, iPhone Addiction, ID For Voters? The Tax Reform Con–Agin? The Border Game.

A growing number of young British Muslims are taking second or third wives in an unexpected revival of polygamy, according to religious leaders. (London Times) Duhh… mus’ be a buncha dull-brain dudes t’wont multi jealous women runnin’ roun’ the house! … Continue reading

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DuhNooz Jist Gits Dumber & Dumber: The Debt Ceiling Fight

This excuse fer a fight called raisin’ the debt limit is ’bout to come to a end — Thank yer fairy godmother fer little favors. DaddyO an’ Vegas Harry are puttin’ in whut thay wont an’ it’ll all be over … Continue reading

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How Many Duhs Can One Issue of the NY Times Have? Check it out Here!

1. The revamped Bureau of Ocean Energy Management concedes that it will take time, money and more skilled employees to properly police the oil and gas industry. –So the gummint solution is spend more, hire more? Duh! So whut’s differnt … Continue reading

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