Category Archives: Issues

Berkeley Racist Bake Sale | iPhone Trash | Offshoot Demonstrators |

Racist Bake Sale Sparks Outrage At UC Berkeley –A Facebook post announcing plans by a UC Berkeley Republican group to sell baked goods priced according to race, gender and ethnicity – “White/Caucasian” pastries: $2, “Black/African American” pastries: 75 cents, “Native … Continue reading

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Muslim Bigamists, iPhone Addiction, ID For Voters? The Tax Reform Con–Agin? The Border Game.

A growing number of young British Muslims are taking second or third wives in an unexpected revival of polygamy, according to religious leaders. (London Times) Duhh… mus’ be a buncha dull-brain dudes t’wont multi jealous women runnin’ roun’ the house! … Continue reading

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DuhNooz Jist Gits Dumber & Dumber: The Debt Ceiling Fight

This excuse fer a fight called raisin’ the debt limit is ’bout to come to a end — Thank yer fairy godmother fer little favors. DaddyO an’ Vegas Harry are puttin’ in whut thay wont an’ it’ll all be over … Continue reading

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How Many Duhs Can One Issue of the NY Times Have? Check it out Here!

1. The revamped Bureau of Ocean Energy Management concedes that it will take time, money and more skilled employees to properly police the oil and gas industry. –So the gummint solution is spend more, hire more? Duh! So whut’s differnt … Continue reading

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Subway Passes McDonalds and other Garbage in DuhNooz

Subway passes McDonalds! Whut’s the world comin’ to now?! Mac has abdicated the throne! Turned into another Starbucks pushin’ coffee an’ wifi. So whut can kids do? The place is now refuge for adults! Subway has taken over? At’s whut … Continue reading

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U.S. House Fuss: Bubba Asks, Same Thing All Over Again?

Barney Frank says all the wranglin’ in Congress over spendin’ is “an orgy of self-congratulation.” An’ he threatened t’lengthen the whole thang if he don’t git t’speak his piece. Jist which pot is callin’ which kettle black here anyhow? Don’t … Continue reading

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Millions of Dollars To Republican Leaders? Columbia Training Mexico in Drug Traffic Management?

Uhmazin news frum the Washington Post… “The new Republican leaders in the House have received millions of dollars in contributions from banks, health insurers and other major business interests.” Well Duhh! At’s news? Somebody expected that maybe everbody would give … Continue reading

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Are the Golden Globes That Important? | Where’s the Crisis? Lebanon? Tucson? The New York Times?

Golden Globes As Award Season Begins, So Does the Second-Guessing If you’re betting on who will wear what, there are several factors to consider. Ahhh. Ain’t that nice. They’s fokes ‘at ain’t got nuthin t’thank about in this calm cool … Continue reading

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Has Obama Finally Got the Answer to the Unemployment Problem?

Slow Job Growth Dims Expectation of Early Revival (NY Times) Dang! An we all so wanted a revival. But count on DaddyO, fokes. Jobs are his number one job. An’ at means he’ll jist keep on sayin at ’til someday … Continue reading

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DuhNooz: Legalizing Internet Poker Pushed by Harry Reid | Afghan Drug Lord on U.S. Payroll | Atlanta Schools Help Kids Cheat

Legalizing Internet poker gets push from Harry Reid in lame-duck session “As it scrambles to consider landmark legislation on taxes, immigration and gays in the military, the lame-duck Congress is suddenly engaged in a debate it didn’t anticipate: whether to … Continue reading

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