Category Archives: Waste

Ethics and Maxine Waters? Where’s the Match? And What’s With all These Chickens in Congress?

New Ethics panel members named to probe Rep. Maxine Waters after recusals. Duh! Like anybody’s gon’ probe Mad Max? Y’might gitchy probe broke off. Or could it be them recusers done been in bed with’er? The White House is preparing … Continue reading

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Nothing But Super Bowl & Nevada Republican Caucuses — All DuhNooz

Thair ain’t no need t’quote sources this mornin’. Everthang in the news is about the Super Bowl or Nevada caususes an’ it all gits a big Duh. Like 48 grand fer a football jersey, jist cause some football player who’ll … Continue reading

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Catholic Bishops Blast Obama | Internet Thief Kim Dotcom Jailed | The Gingrich-Romney Comedy

The Catholic Bishops of the United States called “literally unconscionable” a decision by the Obama Administration to continue to demand that sterilization, abortifacients and contraception be included in virtually all health plans. (U.S. Catholic Bishops website) …Hoowee! At boy Obama … Continue reading

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Congressional Chaplains in Pickle | Obama in Yet Another Dire Warning Mood | Baptist Redneck Shop Exposed | Colbert Runs Again

Congress’s Chaplains Try to Instill Civility in a Quarrelsome Flock …Duh! Good luck, Revs. At’ll take more knee time than you got left. The administration has warned Iran’s supreme leader, Ayatollah Ali Khamenei, that closing the Strait of Hormuz is … Continue reading

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Jobless Rate Fallin’? | Obama Defense Strategy? | Prostate Screenin’ Bad? | Redistribute What Wealth Is Left?

I’m jist gon’ be lazy t’day an’ use only one Duh source: The Washin’ton Post. Always plenty a’duhs thair. ‘Ey’re all ’bout the same anyhow. It’s jist differ’nt opinin’ ’bout the same stuff. Nobody jist reports the news any more … Continue reading

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Who’s Killin’ the Economy? With Stats Good & Media Bad Mouthin’, It Must Be Them!

Signs Point to Economy’s Rise, but Experts See a False Dawn (NYT) …DUHH! Does anybody but me thank maybe the upstairs media is determined that the economy is gonna be beat down no matter how much it tries to git … Continue reading

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New Students at Penn State There For The Sexual Excitement?

Undergraduate applications at Penn State University are up 4 percent over this time last year, school officials said, despite a sexual abuse scandal that has shaken the school to its foundation and led to speculation that many students would decide … Continue reading

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Crazy Crows Infestin’ Terre Haute? | Rick Perry Dead? | Mountain Dew Saved Holy Ghost’s Tour?

Crazy Crows Infestin’ Terre Haute? (NYT) …Crow Patrol shoots fireworks at’em. – Mus’ be nice t’be known as the Crow City. Other places spend millions to pull in tourists. But Terre Haute? Crows at poop all over everything! Duh! Rick … Continue reading

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Obama Donors Wakin’ Up? Cain Won Whut? Putin Comeback or Never Left?

“Small Donors Are Slow to Return to the Obama Fold—in recent months, the frustration and disillusionment that have dragged down Mr. Obama’s approval ratings have crept into the ranks of his vaunted small-donor army.”—(NY Times) Well, Duhh! Whut took’em so … Continue reading

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Pakistani Army Won’t Allow No More Shootin’ Osama Bin on Their Land an’ Other DuhNooz

We’re deeply indebted to the NY Times fer the followin’ blog seed (Literally – now that it takes credit card debt t’git the Times online. (The whole thang at is. An’ who could stand t’miss any of the news that’s … Continue reading

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