Category Archives: Waste

Who’s Killin’ the Economy? With Stats Good & Media Bad Mouthin’, It Must Be Them!

Signs Point to Economy’s Rise, but Experts See a False Dawn (NYT) …DUHH! Does anybody but me thank maybe the upstairs media is determined that the economy is gonna be beat down no matter how much it tries to git … Continue reading

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New Students at Penn State There For The Sexual Excitement?

Undergraduate applications at Penn State University are up 4 percent over this time last year, school officials said, despite a sexual abuse scandal that has shaken the school to its foundation and led to speculation that many students would decide … Continue reading

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Crazy Crows Infestin’ Terre Haute? | Rick Perry Dead? | Mountain Dew Saved Holy Ghost’s Tour?

Crazy Crows Infestin’ Terre Haute? (NYT) …Crow Patrol shoots fireworks at’em. – Mus’ be nice t’be known as the Crow City. Other places spend millions to pull in tourists. But Terre Haute? Crows at poop all over everything! Duh! Rick … Continue reading

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Obama Donors Wakin’ Up? Cain Won Whut? Putin Comeback or Never Left?

“Small Donors Are Slow to Return to the Obama Fold—in recent months, the frustration and disillusionment that have dragged down Mr. Obama’s approval ratings have crept into the ranks of his vaunted small-donor army.”—(NY Times) Well, Duhh! Whut took’em so … Continue reading

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Pakistani Army Won’t Allow No More Shootin’ Osama Bin on Their Land an’ Other DuhNooz

We’re deeply indebted to the NY Times fer the followin’ blog seed (Literally – now that it takes credit card debt t’git the Times online. (The whole thang at is. An’ who could stand t’miss any of the news that’s … Continue reading

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Can’t the World Ever Git Enough Duh Super Bowl Stuff?

Ain’t nuthin like Super Bowl week t’bring out the stupid in everbody. Like: Brian whatsiz name frum Fox’n Friends yakkin with a buncha military guys, one a’them havin’ been in fer 21 years, an callin’em kids. Course that is the … Continue reading

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Are the Golden Globes That Important? | Where’s the Crisis? Lebanon? Tucson? The New York Times?

Golden Globes As Award Season Begins, So Does the Second-Guessing If you’re betting on who will wear what, there are several factors to consider. Ahhh. Ain’t that nice. They’s fokes ‘at ain’t got nuthin t’thank about in this calm cool … Continue reading

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DuhNooz: Legalizing Internet Poker Pushed by Harry Reid | Afghan Drug Lord on U.S. Payroll | Atlanta Schools Help Kids Cheat

Legalizing Internet poker gets push from Harry Reid in lame-duck session “As it scrambles to consider landmark legislation on taxes, immigration and gays in the military, the lame-duck Congress is suddenly engaged in a debate it didn’t anticipate: whether to … Continue reading

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Clinton Spins Wikileaks, Washington Can’t Keep Electric Going, Crowd at Funeral, Courtney’s Bad Luck

From WikiLemons, Clinton Tries to Make Lemonade… After five days of headlines, Secretary of State Hillary Rodham Clinton sought to highlight the hard work of American diplomats. (New York Times) Duhh! Whut did everbody spect? Ain’t that whut she’s really … Continue reading

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Our Enemy the N.Y. Times Is at it Agin: Helpin’ WikiLeaks Leak U.S. Secrets

The New York Times is at it agin… bein’ a loyal agent of  enemy agent Wikileaks by printin ever secret leak the Wick leaks. Now don’t them boys deserve our greatest respect? Now they’re makin fools of U.S. diplomats. Like … Continue reading

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