Berkeley Racist Bake Sale | iPhone Trash | Offshoot Demonstrators |

Posted on October 16, 2011 by Bubba Didit

Racist Bake Sale Sparks Outrage At UC Berkeley –A Facebook post announcing plans by a UC Berkeley Republican group to sell baked goods priced according to race, gender and ethnicity – “White/Caucasian” pastries: $2, “Black/African American” pastries: 75 cents, “Native American” pastries: only a quarter; has drawn some extreme outrage by students. Duhh! Caint you fokes take a joke? Oops… wait a minute. This is UC Berkeley. Dang! I ferget that the potheads thair only git libral jokes at poke conservatives.

New iPhone Conceals Sheer Magic –Man, don’t it ever! Dude comes inta my place yesterdy jis dyin t’show me his new 4S. At sucker acted jist like a servant at knows everthang. An’ don’t we all like t’have obedient servants? Does at mean we don’t hafta google stuff no more? BIG DUHH fer Google! At iPhone looks a whole lot easier. Gotta look up when my 4 contract runs out! Maybe pay the penalty t’cancel? Is at a good money-makin’ game fer AT&T an’ Verizon er whut? Continue reading →

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Muslim Bigamists, iPhone Addiction, ID For Voters? The Tax Reform Con–Agin? The Border Game.

Posted on October 5, 2011 by Bubba Didit

A growing number of young British Muslims are taking second or third wives in an unexpected revival of polygamy, according to religious leaders. (London Times)

Duhh… mus’ be a buncha dull-brain dudes t’wont multi jealous women runnin’ roun’ the house! But’ fer alla you sayin’ you’re shook aboutat, why is marryin’ more’n one woman illegal in the U.S.? Ain’tat personal? Like same sex marriage? I’d thank ever good doobee libral’d be fer it.

Brain studies show a close similarity with the iPhone, alcohol, tobacco and drug addictions. Even babies, when handed a Blackberry, swiped the screen as though it were an iPhone. (NY Times)

Duh! So whut? Don’t we all love our addictions? An’at one ain’t nearly as spensive as smokes, booze an’dope! Which one’a them can y’do fer a hunderd bucks a month er less?

Since Republicans won control of many statehouses last November, more than a dozen states have passed laws requiring voters to show photo identification at polls. (NYT)

Oh, man! My friend Junior ain’t gonna like at! He’s one’a them at blieves in votin’ early an’ often. Fact is, he’s a community organizer with a whole team a’perfessional voters. And he don’t care which pol pays’im fer’ it, long as it’s cash in advance.

Talk of cutting tax breaks to raise money and reduce the debt has become a mantra in Washington, but it threatens a favorite political tool of lawmakers on both sides of the aisle. (NYT)

Duh, poor politicians. Cain’t do a thang at makes sense, cause it’ll hurt their own power over the people at’re spose t’be their bosses.

Veteran Mexican border crossers present an enormous challenge to American policymakers. (NYT)

Duhh! VETERAN border crossers? Don’tat put a double exclamation point after dumb & dumber in Washinton?!!

Like at ole boy Siggy said jist ‘fore he invented his famous slip, “…we men… find reality generally quite unsatisfactory” – Sigmund Freud, Psychoanalysis (1910)

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Obama Donors Wakin’ Up? Cain Won Whut? Putin Comeback or Never Left?

Posted on September 25, 2011 by Bubba Didit

“Small Donors Are Slow to Return to the Obama Fold—in recent months, the frustration and disillusionment that have dragged down Mr. Obama’s approval ratings have crept into the ranks of his vaunted small-donor army.”—(NY Times) Well, Duhh! Whut took’em so long? How many times of pretendin’ to cure all ills with a fairy tale called a speech does it take fer fokes to realize his change fantasy wuz jist more politics as usual?

“In a severe embarrassment for the Republican presidential frontrunner, businessman Herman Cain tripped up Gov. Rick Perry in a straw ballot of Florida Republican activists Saturday.” (LA Times) Jist whut does a straw poll of 2500 fokes who paid $175 to attend the Republican Debate mean?  Jist one thang: the media wants somethin’ outrageous t’use fer sellin’ papers an’ TV eyeballs. Cain’s a nice, funny guy, but president? Duhh.

“Prime Minister Vladimir Putin and President Dmitry Medvedev told Russia on Saturday that they intend to swap jobs, putting the country on an authoritarian path for years to come.” (USA Today)–Well, Duhh. Did anybody spect anythang else? So whut’s DaddyO gonna do t’brang democracy to Russia? Why jist Afghanistan an’ Libya?

Like at ole boy Siggy said jist before he invented his famous slip, “…we men… find reality generally quite unsatisfactory” – Sigmund Freud, Psychoanalysis (1910)

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Rick Perry’s Claims Slammed, Obama’s Vacation OKd in the Name of News. Duhh!

Posted on August 21, 2011 by Bubba Didit

Anybody out thair  still believe they’re readin’ news when they pick up the NY Times and W Post? Duhh! Take a look at the followin’ opinion shoved at us as news:

Perry criticizes government while Texas job growth benefits from it–WP

Then, while he’s in New Hampshire, “Nearly two dozen hecklers greeted the Texas governor with signs saying, “Ricky Go Home” and “Seniors Say NO to Ricky.” As Perry prepared for a meet-and-greet at a cafe downtown, they began chanting, “Hands off Social Security and Medicare.” Two Dozen? That’s news? Duhh!

Then…
“President Obama and the political perils of summer vacation Continue reading →

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DuhNooz Jist Gits Dumber & Dumber: The Debt Ceiling Fight

Posted on July 30, 2011 by Bubba Didit

This excuse fer a fight called raisin’ the debt limit is ’bout to come to a end — Thank yer fairy godmother fer little favors. DaddyO an’ Vegas Harry are puttin’ in whut thay wont an’ it’ll all be over by Tuesday. Them little Republican freshmen runnin’ around like chickens with their heads cut off is about t’have their heads handed to them. An’ you thought it wuz gonna end another way? Duhh! Everbody gits their licks in an’ everthang jist goes on t’the next fight. An’ the DaddyO ‘n Harry team will git credit fer savin’ the country from disaster.

So y’thought the Lybya war wuz over, jist cause it ain’t been on yer favorite news channel laely? Give it another think, brother. Former peace candidate, now war president DaddyObama’s still got a third war goin.’ Jist don’t nobody care, cause on tv it’s all like summer reruns. Just another big Duh fer TV!

Them atheist fellers got beat in the Supreme Court in their fight with the Texas Governor over his prayer breakfast. An’ whut’s their point anyway? Tryin’g t’git rid’a God? Duh! The God notion has been around since the first man popped his head up an’ started this mess man has made. Atheists claim religion, an’ therefore God’s t’blame. But looks like He jist let’s us keep on gittin’ into trouble, an’ either laughin’ or cryin’. An’ we shore don’t need no help at that!

Meanwhile fokes jist go on their selfish ways. Like I’m sittin on a hotel balcony, lookin’ down at the pool an’ the beach. It’s early in the mornin’ an’ there ain’t nobody down their yet. But all the front row lounge chairs already have towels on them. They been reserved by somebody who got out real early, saved their seats an’ went  back t’their rooms. Sometimes it’s the small thangs that give our true nature away.

Like at ole boy Siggy said when he invented the slip, “…we men… find reality generally quite unsatisfactory” – Sigmund Freud, Psychoanalysis (1910)

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Pakistani Army Won’t Allow No More Shootin’ Osama Bin on Their Land an’ Other DuhNooz

Posted on May 6, 2011 by Bubba Didit

We’re deeply indebted to the NY Times fer the followin’ blog seed (Literally – now that it takes credit card debt t’git the Times online. (The whole thang at is. An’ who could stand t’miss any of the news that’s fit t’print?)

Pakistani Army Chief Warns U.S. on Another Raid…Pakistan said it would reconsider its relationship with America in the event of another similar operation.

…. Y’mean we can never do another Osama raid? Dang! An’at wuz better’n butter biscuits an jam. But hang on thair! How we gone do that anyhow? With Bin Laden at the bottom a’the ocean, would we really be silly enough to try that all over agin? Besides…it took us 10 years t’do that’un. At Pakistan Army dude’ll be gone by another 10 er so. Duhh!

Obama Honors Victims of Bin Laden at Ground Zero… President Obama visited ground zero and laid a wreath at a memorial to the nearly 3,000 victims of the Sept. 11 attacks.

… Love it. At man knows how t’politic better’n the high sheriff uv Mayberry. An’at show’s still runnin’ after more years’n most fokes can remember.

Theater Review | ‘The Intelligent Homosexual’s Guide to Capitalism and Socialism With a Key to the Scriptures

… Well! God love it! But why limit it to intelligent gay foke? Ain’t thair some dumb’uns somewhair at might nee’dat kinda guide? Talk about discriminatin! Duhh!

Now ain’tat too much arready? Time t’quit this trash. ‘Cept fer this:

Like at ole philosopher Desiderius Erasmus said way back yonder: “Fortune favours the fool.” In Praise of Folly (1515)

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How Many Duhs Can One Issue of the NY Times Have? Check it out Here!

Posted on April 17, 2011 by Bubba Didit

1. The revamped Bureau of Ocean Energy Management concedes that it will take time, money and more skilled employees to properly police the oil and gas industry. –So the gummint solution is spend more, hire more? Duh! So whut’s differnt abou’tat?

2. Six senators – three Democrats, three Republicans – say they are nearing consensus on a big debt-reduction package. –Duh! Don’tat seem jist like sumpm we heard before? Like de ja vu all over again?

3. The United States has begun looking for a country that might shelter Col. Muammar el-Qaddafi of Libya if he is forced out. –Ur-uh…didn’ Daddy-O say he wudn gonna force the Col. out? If he don’t who will? The panty-waste French? The do-nuttin Germans? Duh! And the hit misses jist keep on a-comin.’

4. Oil and gas companies put toxic chemicals into wells in a drilling process known as hydraulic fracturing, according to a Congressional study. –Duh! Ain’t oil an’ gas toxic by their selves? Not to mention the economically-toxic habits of our beloved Congress? Continue reading →

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Subway Passes McDonalds and other Garbage in DuhNooz

Posted on March 8, 2011 by Bubba Didit

Subway passes McDonalds!
Whut’s the world comin’ to now?! Mac has abdicated the throne! Turned into another Starbucks pushin’ coffee an’ wifi. So whut can kids do? The place is now refuge for adults! Subway has taken over? At’s whut duhnooz says. Kid betrayal, at’s whut it is! Duhh! Continue reading →

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U.S. House Fuss: Bubba Asks, Same Thing All Over Again?

Posted on February 19, 2011 by Bubba Didit

Barney Frank says all the wranglin’ in Congress over spendin’ is “an orgy of self-congratulation.” An’ he threatened t’lengthen the whole thang if he don’t git t’speak his piece. Jist which pot is callin’ which kettle black here anyhow? Don’t Barney git profusely verbose (I had t’look that’n up) frum time t’time? Probly gittin’ insecure since he ain’t got no chairman title no more.

Also in this bunch a’fokes fussin’ on the House floor, Debbie Wasserman Schultz, Democrat of Florida, said nobody oughtta be usin’ the word “Obamacare” ’cause that term disparages the president. Well, not t’disparage the rep from Fla, but if DaddyO’s Healthcare bill is so good, why do him an’ his pals object t’his name bein’ used with it? Duhh!

An’ Republicans have the bodacious audacity t’suggest we stop givin’ money to countries that oppose the United States in the United Nations Don’tay know at’s whut the UN is fer? That the whole thang is thair fer us t’pay ever li’l country in the world t’criticize us? Duhh!

Whut everbody really oughtta complain about is some fokes in Congress actually wanna cut funds fer study of the Asian carp. Don’tay know at Asians carpin’ could git Asia reformed jist like Egypt? Duhh.

Like at ole boy Thomas Paine said back thair in 1792, when fathers wuz first bein promoted t’forefathers. “Government, even in its best state, is but a necessary evil” –The Rights of Man (1792)

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Can’t the World Ever Git Enough Duh Super Bowl Stuff?

Posted on February 5, 2011 by Bubba Didit

Ain’t nuthin like Super Bowl week t’bring out the stupid in everbody. Like:

Brian whatsiz name frum Fox’n Friends yakkin with a buncha military guys, one a’them havin’ been in fer 21 years, an callin’em kids. Course that is the thang t’do ain’t it? Y’see some dudes in uniform at the stadium an’ y’gotta bring’em on t’show how much y’love the military. Y’jist gotta. If ye don’t you’re a real duh, aintchy? But kids? Could we git a double duhh-h?

TV alternative programs fer sissies at don’t like the SB, like The Puppy Bowl on Animal Planet; Sex and the City marathon on E! (whut? guys at like sex don’t like football? Duhh!). 1000 Ways to Die marathon on Spike… obviously fer duh fokes whut wanna commit suicide cause they been bored t’total depression since thair ain’t been nuthin but duh Super Bowl stuff t’watch fer the past week. Wunder if prison channel MSNBC will be treatin’ us t’the ultimate in prison stuff? Continue reading →

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