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Ethics and Maxine Waters? Where’s the Match? And What’s With all These Chickens in Congress?

New Ethics panel members named to probe Rep. Maxine Waters after recusals. Duh! Like anybody’s gon’ probe Mad Max? Y’might gitchy probe broke off. Or could it be them recusers done been in bed with’er? The White House is preparing … Continue reading

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Congressional Chaplains in Pickle | Obama in Yet Another Dire Warning Mood | Baptist Redneck Shop Exposed | Colbert Runs Again

Congress’s Chaplains Try to Instill Civility in a Quarrelsome Flock …Duh! Good luck, Revs. At’ll take more knee time than you got left. The administration has warned Iran’s supreme leader, Ayatollah Ali Khamenei, that closing the Strait of Hormuz is … Continue reading

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Jobless Rate Fallin’? | Obama Defense Strategy? | Prostate Screenin’ Bad? | Redistribute What Wealth Is Left?

I’m jist gon’ be lazy t’day an’ use only one Duh source: The Washin’ton Post. Always plenty a’duhs thair. ‘Ey’re all ’bout the same anyhow. It’s jist differ’nt opinin’ ’bout the same stuff. Nobody jist reports the news any more … Continue reading

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Berkeley Racist Bake Sale | iPhone Trash | Offshoot Demonstrators |

Racist Bake Sale Sparks Outrage At UC Berkeley –A Facebook post announcing plans by a UC Berkeley Republican group to sell baked goods priced according to race, gender and ethnicity – “White/Caucasian” pastries: $2, “Black/African American” pastries: 75 cents, “Native … Continue reading

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Obama Donors Wakin’ Up? Cain Won Whut? Putin Comeback or Never Left?

“Small Donors Are Slow to Return to the Obama Fold—in recent months, the frustration and disillusionment that have dragged down Mr. Obama’s approval ratings have crept into the ranks of his vaunted small-donor army.”—(NY Times) Well, Duhh! Whut took’em so … Continue reading

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Rick Perry’s Claims Slammed, Obama’s Vacation OKd in the Name of News. Duhh!

Anybody out thair  still believe they’re readin’ news when they pick up the NY Times and W Post? Duhh! Take a look at the followin’ opinion shoved at us as news: Perry criticizes government while Texas job growth benefits from … Continue reading

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DuhNooz Jist Gits Dumber & Dumber: The Debt Ceiling Fight

This excuse fer a fight called raisin’ the debt limit is ’bout to come to a end — Thank yer fairy godmother fer little favors. DaddyO an’ Vegas Harry are puttin’ in whut thay wont an’ it’ll all be over … Continue reading

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Pakistani Army Won’t Allow No More Shootin’ Osama Bin on Their Land an’ Other DuhNooz

We’re deeply indebted to the NY Times fer the followin’ blog seed (Literally – now that it takes credit card debt t’git the Times online. (The whole thang at is. An’ who could stand t’miss any of the news that’s … Continue reading

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How Many Duhs Can One Issue of the NY Times Have? Check it out Here!

1. The revamped Bureau of Ocean Energy Management concedes that it will take time, money and more skilled employees to properly police the oil and gas industry. –So the gummint solution is spend more, hire more? Duh! So whut’s differnt … Continue reading

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Millions of Dollars To Republican Leaders? Columbia Training Mexico in Drug Traffic Management?

Uhmazin news frum the Washington Post… “The new Republican leaders in the House have received millions of dollars in contributions from banks, health insurers and other major business interests.” Well Duhh! At’s news? Somebody expected that maybe everbody would give … Continue reading

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