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Millions of Dollars To Republican Leaders? Columbia Training Mexico in Drug Traffic Management?

Uhmazin news frum the Washington Post… “The new Republican leaders in the House have received millions of dollars in contributions from banks, health insurers and other major business interests.” Well Duhh! At’s news? Somebody expected that maybe everbody would give … Continue reading

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Has Obama Finally Got the Answer to the Unemployment Problem?

Slow Job Growth Dims Expectation of Early Revival (NY Times) Dang! An we all so wanted a revival. But count on DaddyO, fokes. Jobs are his number one job. An’ at means he’ll jist keep on sayin at ’til someday … Continue reading

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Wikileaks: Bubba Says Sic the Militia On’em!

It”s high time fer the militia t’git inta action agin! We got evil people underminin’ America an’ a gummint at ain’t doin’ nuthin about it! You heard abou’tat wikileaks outfit leakin’ thousands a’military secrets agin, right? An’ the blasted Washinton … Continue reading

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Condom Use Higher for Teens; Debit Cards Replace Credit Cards on Campus; Kagan To Wait for ACLU Cases

Sex survey finds condom use higher for 13-17 year olds than adults. (Indiana U poll) Duhh! Y’don’t hafta take a survey t’figger ou’tat teenagers lie a lot about thangs like at.

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Carter in Hospital? Nobody in Family Concerned Says Nephew

“…I haven’t talked with him, but nobody in the family is concerned.” –Jason Carter on his uncle Jimmy Carter reposing in a Cleveland hospital. Er-uh… and if the famly ain’t concerned why should anybody else be?

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Bill O’Reilly & John Stewart in Love? Soldiers in Love with Poppies? Atheists Love Bible More Than Christians Do?

Bill O’Reilly and John Stewart Together Again (Fox/Comedy Channel) Whut? Could it be at both uv’em are jist laughin’ at us? Or do opposites really attract? Or maybe Fox is closer t’comedy than fokes thank? Hmmm. Atheists and agnostics, Jews … Continue reading

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Facebook’s Mark Zuckerberg Sooths Guilt | Obama Being Clear About Iran – Again | Steve Colbert Testifies at Congress!

Facebook founder’s $100M gift could change Newark Oh, Yeh. Zuck handin lotsa cash to a school gang at’s already spendin’ more an wastin more than anybody else could ebm thank up. At’s always the solution. Give the fokes doin’ the … Continue reading

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Facebook To Issue More Fake Currency? Free Healthcare Begins Today? Obama in Your Backyard? Insect Parts in Baby Formula?

Facebook is laying the groundwork for its second act: a virtual currency system that some day could turn into a multibillion-dollar business. Duhh! Virtual currency? Ain’tat like counterfeit money? Didn ‘ey’re mamas ever tell’em counterfeitin’ is illegal?

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Don’t Ask Don’t Tell Repeal Fails; Clinton Says Colin Powell Misled Him | Summers Runs For His Life | Teacher Bonuses Don’t Help

Move to End ‘Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell’ Stalls in Senate Stalls? It failed! Whut’s with iss stall stuff? Bless the New York Times heart. I guess ‘ey jist cain’t bear t’say one’a their pet projects failed. An’ebm some democrats frum … Continue reading

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Carter Brags He’s Better at Being Past President than Other Past Presidents | Lady Gaga & Gay Politics

Jimmy Carter Claims His Past President Accomplishments Superior to Other Past Presidents. Hmmm…could it be that the boy’s tryin to claim t’be a big deal after the fact to take the heat of histry off his president gig? Like “I … Continue reading

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